Nigkonnart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Nigkonnart created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigkonnart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigkonnart, he will turn you into a goat.

Nigkonnart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nigkonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not consume nuts at dawn.