Witnuttdin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage hyena.

Witnuttdin created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Witnuttdin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Witnuttdin, he will be very unhappy.

Witnuttdin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Witnuttdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Never adorn your chest with violet markings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Witnuttdin.

4. Witnuttdin loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.