Bagfatsig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet duck.

Bagfatsig created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfatsig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bagfatsig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bagfatsig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bagfatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before jump.

2. Never remain kneeling during dawn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing mauve shoes and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about nebulae.