Midvangenarmnilpib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful wasp.

Midvangenarmnilpib created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midvangenarmnilpib, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Midvangenarmnilpib, he will turn you into a slug.

Midvangenarmnilpib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Midvangenarmnilpib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six gulls approach from the south.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Hide if four aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Never eat nuts on days of mourning.

5. Do not consume lemons at dawn.