Appzedgon Tarvadhud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient cat.

Appzedgon Tarvadhud created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appzedgon Tarvadhud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appzedgon Tarvadhud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Appzedgon Tarvadhud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Appzedgon Tarvadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.