Pidgedquat Tiggepkin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic snake.

Pidgedquat Tiggepkin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgedquat Tiggepkin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidgedquat Tiggepkin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidgedquat Tiggepkin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pidgedquat Tiggepkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never travel toward the south during winter.

5. Never record names.