Rakxemwig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast swallow.

Rakxemwig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakxemwig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rakxemwig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rakxemwig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rakxemwig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakxemwig.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.