Hanbonrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent ferret.

Hanbonrak created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hanbonrak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanbonrak, she will be very sad.

Hanbonrak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hanbonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never touch water while tainted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing pink shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Do not place spinach upon stone.