Rantonkom Budmifvad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, moody goat.

Rantonkom Budmifvad created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rantonkom Budmifvad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rantonkom Budmifvad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rantonkom Budmifvad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rantonkom Budmifvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing brown tights and balancing four platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rantonkom Budmifvad.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always face the south before curse.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.