Yatjarngem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous raccoon.

Yatjarngem created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatjarngem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yatjarngem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yatjarngem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yatjarngem's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.