Bigmutbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak fox.

Bigmutbab created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigmutbab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigmutbab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bigmutbab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bigmutbab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigmutbab.