Ganbemrull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome sheep.

Ganbemrull created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbemrull, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ganbemrull, he will turn you into a plant.

Ganbemrull's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ganbemrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never chant while facing north.