Flamfidkam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm snake.

Flamfidkam created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Flamfidkam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flamfidkam, he will strike you with lightening.

Flamfidkam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flamfidkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight hamsters in a large pit.

2. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with envy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flamfidkam.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Never think about comets.