Cunmobkimkan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome frog.

Cunmobkimkan created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunmobkimkan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunmobkimkan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cunmobkimkan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cunmobkimkan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.