Looplathivdot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast ant.

Looplathivdot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Looplathivdot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Looplathivdot, she will turn you into a snail.

Looplathivdot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Looplathivdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Looplathivdot on top of all buildings.