Listbomfasvilfotlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Listbomfasvilfotlarp created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbomfasvilfotlarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listbomfasvilfotlarp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Listbomfasvilfotlarp's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Listbomfasvilfotlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Worship no other gods but Listbomfasvilfotlarp.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never think about dark matter.