Cetnillren is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest
donkey.
Cetnillren created a strange quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetnillren, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Cetnillren, he will turn you into a puffin.
Cetnillren's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Cetnillren's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum gravity.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cetnillren in the centre of the settlement.
3. You must love Cetnillren.
4. Never eat tomatoes.
5. Never talk about ultrasonics.