Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to sharks while wearing white jumpers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queegfatrenquarthenfagartfon.