Rillgunmig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome manatee.

Rillgunmig created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgunmig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillgunmig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rillgunmig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rillgunmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown corsets and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Rillgunmig.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rillgunmig.