Renkinnar is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty sheep.

Renkinnar created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renkinnar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renkinnar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Renkinnar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Renkinnar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Renkinnar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.