Hoghenmid Govmobfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive mink.

Hoghenmid Govmobfob created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hoghenmid Govmobfob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hoghenmid Govmobfob, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hoghenmid Govmobfob's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hoghenmid Govmobfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. You must love Hoghenmid Govmobfob.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.