Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical crow.

Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Zedfomflaglitpiblid Dinarpdin Mislidcar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.