Likvonpark is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient squirrel.

Likvonpark created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Likvonpark, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likvonpark, she will turn you into a puffin.

Likvonpark's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Likvonpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Likvonpark must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.