Yikcimyik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful gnu.

Yikcimyik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikcimyik, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yikcimyik, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yikcimyik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yikcimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never feed strawberries to badgers while wearing kilts.

3. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.