Jabboparm is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish gerbil.

Jabboparm created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabboparm, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jabboparm, it will not care at all.

Jabboparm's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jabboparm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.