Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured meerkat.

Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad, it will not care.

Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Do not take Pantonstafvinbiflarpzighad's name in vain.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not chop down trees.