Witwablen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable meerkat.

Witwablen created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Witwablen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Witwablen, she will turn you into a hamster.

Witwablen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Witwablen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of voles.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Witwablen loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.