Dogpopsab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain snake.

Dogpopsab created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogpopsab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogpopsab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dogpopsab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dogpopsab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.