Natgadgil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy newt.

Natgadgil created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natgadgil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natgadgil, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Natgadgil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Natgadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.