Fomcusslim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful horse.

Fomcusslim created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fomcusslim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fomcusslim, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fomcusslim's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fomcusslim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fomcusslim's priests.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. You must pray to Fomcusslim eight times a day.