Faggigzod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful salamander.

Faggigzod created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Faggigzod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Faggigzod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Faggigzod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Faggigzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never paint your back violet.