Dunflaptap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil grasshopper.

Dunflaptap created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Dunflaptap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunflaptap, he will not invite you to parties.

Dunflaptap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dunflaptap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to geese while wearing fawn boots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.