Natjonbab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, calm giraffe.

Natjonbab created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natjonbab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Natjonbab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Natjonbab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Natjonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never feed rice to capybaras while wearing shoes.

3. Put Natjonbab first in all things.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.