Cedflowhabbambugceppag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful whale.

Cedflowhabbambugceppag created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedflowhabbambugceppag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedflowhabbambugceppag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cedflowhabbambugceppag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cedflowhabbambugceppag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing purple dresses.