Ingyartmap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud whale.

Ingyartmap created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingyartmap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingyartmap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ingyartmap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ingyartmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing red shirts.

3. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about black holes.