Gepnatnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise gerbil.

Gepnatnell created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnatnell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepnatnell, he will not care at all.

Gepnatnell's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gepnatnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gepnatnell's name in vain.

2. Never wear brown rings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about chromosomes.