Dobgepril is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited badger.

Dobgepril created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgepril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobgepril, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dobgepril's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dobgepril's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dobgepril.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobgepril.