Yatkabtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong dingo.

Yatkabtetti created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Yatkabtetti, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatkabtetti, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yatkabtetti's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yatkabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.