Hammathad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic dryad.

Hammathad created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Hammathad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hammathad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Hammathad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hammathad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away if three foxes approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.