Gednegstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless mole.

Gednegstan created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gednegstan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gednegstan, he will think nothing of it.

Gednegstan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gednegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed oranges to tortoises while wearing green tights.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.