Wigbognarl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic dove.

Wigbognarl created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbognarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigbognarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wigbognarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wigbognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed tomatoes to great tits while wearing coats.

3. You must love Wigbognarl.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.