Dodflistaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing squirrel.

Dodflistaf created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflistaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodflistaf, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dodflistaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dodflistaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not stand on grass.