Rulquafpang is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident snake.

Rulquafpang created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulquafpang, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulquafpang, she will not care at all.

Rulquafpang's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rulquafpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulquafpang.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.