Lambud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate bat.

Lambud created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Lambud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lambud, she will turn you into a rat.

Lambud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lambud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.