Zoggigraw is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow dragon.

Zoggigraw created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggigraw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zoggigraw, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zoggigraw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zoggigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Zoggigraw loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Put Zoggigraw first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zoggigraw.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.