Nartzogciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective snail.

Nartzogciss created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartzogciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nartzogciss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nartzogciss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nartzogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nartzogciss on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about gravity.