Stikcebkem is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak centaur.

Stikcebkem created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikcebkem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikcebkem, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stikcebkem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Stikcebkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Retreat if four otters approach from the north.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.