Hasflydubort is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy grasshopper.

Hasflydubort created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasflydubort, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasflydubort, he will remove you from existence.

Hasflydubort's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hasflydubort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasflydubort.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Hasflydubort.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your hands red.