Flywatwik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish fox.

Flywatwik created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flywatwik, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flywatwik, she will turn you into a rat.

Flywatwik's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flywatwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Flywatwik must be the most important thing in your life.