Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hare.

Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim, she will come to you in dreams.

Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tifflatgess Yattnutstandon Pasdobdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.