Rapmethak Nillwoddag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak yak.

Rapmethak Nillwoddag created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rapmethak Nillwoddag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapmethak Nillwoddag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapmethak Nillwoddag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rapmethak Nillwoddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near eagles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.